Recipe for a Clean Smelling Dog
Wash off skunk odor
with a mix of
           hydrogen peroxide, baking soda
                                       and  dish washing liquid.
Scrub dog vigorously.
Dry yourself off.
(Dog will shake dry)
Dry off a second time.
Keep dog inside,
          away from skunks!
Throw extra cleaning solution away.
(If you save the solution--which is combustible--
          a new house might be required!)
Repeat as required,
         during skunk mating season.