Just a bit of fun, don't take offense

The Real Reason for the Seasons

The Gods—mister, missus and the little ones,

along with a flock of angels—
have a wonderful home

just above Kentucky,

and that has made all the difference.

Our Kentucky weather

reflects the activities of the Gods.

Yesterday, Mrs. God

undertook spring cleaning:

using carpet beaters and vacuums

to stir things up and clean things out.

The dust and feathers and other things

fell to earth —

four, five, even nine inches—

allowing kids of all ages to make snow forts,

snow angels and have snowball fights.

The next day, Mr. God,

cleaned out his office and the garage,
before sweeping and  hosing off the patio.

The water from the patio

fell as rain on Kentucky.

Yesterday it was 12 and snowing.

Today it is 46 and raining.

And you thought the reason for the

change of weather

was a polar vortex

followed by a warming trend.

Oh, how wrong

you were.

Mr. Weatherman,

go to church—

find out the real reason for the seasons.