Reasoning
Everything happens for a reason,
Right?
Not that I can tell--
But then
I've been wrong before.
Poetry: Copyright 2013-2104 by William H. McCann, Jr. All rights reserved. Photographs: Copyright 2013-2014 by Jeanine Lister All rights Reserved
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Saturday, September 20, 2014
I'm Baaaaaack!
I took off more than a a couple of weeks. But I'm back. I've been working on a new script. I've been producing new plays. Working new jobs. Reading. Doing some oral history interviews. Doing some traveling. Preparing for and teaching classes. Volunteering with Hospice. Doing a bit of everything except writing poems. Well, today's my last day of "vacation." Come back tomorrow and see what's new.
Saturday, July 12, 2014
Vacation
It's that time of year: vacation time! So I'm going to take one, at least from the blog. For two weeks, until July 26th, I'm taking time off. I'll go see some plays-- next up on my agenda is to go see THE WONDER TEAM at Pioneer Playhouse. I'll also be working on an oral project about the Looking for Lilith Theatre Company in Louisville. I'm producing the Kentucky New Play Series which involves premiering six (6) new plays by Kentucky playwrights at the Kentucky State Fair in Louisville on August 18th. Oh, yeah and I've started working on a new full-length play. I'm sure it will be a restful two weeks. :)
It's that time of year: vacation time! So I'm going to take one, at least from the blog. For two weeks, until July 26th, I'm taking time off. I'll go see some plays-- next up on my agenda is to go see THE WONDER TEAM at Pioneer Playhouse. I'll also be working on an oral project about the Looking for Lilith Theatre Company in Louisville. I'm producing the Kentucky New Play Series which involves premiering six (6) new plays by Kentucky playwrights at the Kentucky State Fair in Louisville on August 18th. Oh, yeah and I've started working on a new full-length play. I'm sure it will be a restful two weeks. :)
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Monday, July 7, 2014
We are Insignificant
One of my favorite things about living at Roxford is the hugeness of the sky and my ability to see for miles in all directions. Thunderstorms are amazing to watch as they grow higher and higher, then roll across the landscape bringing much-needed rain, scary damaging winds, sometimes flooding. Whichever it is, the thunder and lightning always make me feel insignificant, a tiny being stranded alone on my hilltop. ~Jeanine
Sunday, July 6, 2014
It was a Good Weekend for a Poetic 'Jump-start'
Wow! What a difference a weekend makes. Was struggling to find something new to say after kind of falling into a mode of repeating myself. Turns out I just needed to get out more to find more material.
Jeanine and I went to Fourth of July celebration at Flat Run Veterans Park where I managed to get some new material for poems. Some of that will disappear into my "never to see the light of day" box and the remainder will (if it hasn't already) pop up here. The same is also true of our excursion to the Harrison County Fair (last night and probably this coming Friday night as well). Some material will make it onto the blog, other material will just disappear.
It's good to feel renewed.
Wow! What a difference a weekend makes. Was struggling to find something new to say after kind of falling into a mode of repeating myself. Turns out I just needed to get out more to find more material.
Jeanine and I went to Fourth of July celebration at Flat Run Veterans Park where I managed to get some new material for poems. Some of that will disappear into my "never to see the light of day" box and the remainder will (if it hasn't already) pop up here. The same is also true of our excursion to the Harrison County Fair (last night and probably this coming Friday night as well). Some material will make it onto the blog, other material will just disappear.
It's good to feel renewed.
The Hippie and the Cop
Scraggly beard, tattooed and scruffy looking
he was one vet with a long memory:
"Jane Fonda Traitor Bitch"
said a patch on his motorcycle vest.
The cop with crew cut
and an immaculate uniform;
he probably grew up a member of the school safety patrol
at his elementary school.
He embodied 'policing by the book.'
So it seemed odd indeed
when the cop mounted the hippies' motorcycle
and the hippie took the cop's picture.
Scraggly beard, tattooed and scruffy looking
he was one vet with a long memory:
"Jane Fonda Traitor Bitch"
said a patch on his motorcycle vest.
The cop with crew cut
and an immaculate uniform;
he probably grew up a member of the school safety patrol
at his elementary school.
He embodied 'policing by the book.'
So it seemed odd indeed
when the cop mounted the hippies' motorcycle
and the hippie took the cop's picture.
A Veteran on the Fourth of July
Maybe 30 or 35,
he walked with a
four pronged cane.
But was much younger than his WWII colleagues
without their white hair,
and no ride in the 4th of July parade.
He wore a blue fedora,
that made him look a bit like a color blind leprechaun,
and sun glasses
even after the sun went down.
But he was down with Jo Jo Gunn
and at attention when the flag was raised
and "Taps" were played.
His story is untold, like that of many other vets,
but his is an American story:
he stood up for his country
when the chips were down.
Maybe 30 or 35,
he walked with a
four pronged cane.
But was much younger than his WWII colleagues
without their white hair,
and no ride in the 4th of July parade.
He wore a blue fedora,
that made him look a bit like a color blind leprechaun,
and sun glasses
even after the sun went down.
But he was down with Jo Jo Gunn
and at attention when the flag was raised
and "Taps" were played.
His story is untold, like that of many other vets,
but his is an American story:
he stood up for his country
when the chips were down.
Saturday, July 5, 2014
Team Roping
Pursuers
swinging and flinging their ropes
captured the steer
by horns and feet
in 7:08-- clean
Sweet!
Friday, July 4, 2014
Barn Lot
Now reduced
to a pile of wood and tin
the land on which the barn stood
has a new future
as a road
a building site
for another barn
or perhaps
a house.
Then again
grasses may be allowed to grow
and the place
become a crossing space for deer
opossums and the sort.
Or maybe a field mouse
may make for itself
a house and home
all its own.
Now reduced
to a pile of wood and tin
the land on which the barn stood
has a new future
as a road
a building site
for another barn
or perhaps
a house.
Then again
grasses may be allowed to grow
and the place
become a crossing space for deer
opossums and the sort.
Or maybe a field mouse
may make for itself
a house and home
all its own.
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Sunday, June 29, 2014
God Laughed
Contrary to the evidence,
I put out the laundry
filling the outdoor lines
with shirts, socks, pants and panties, jeans and more.
In the distance
there was thunder
(as there had been most of the afternoon)
which I gave no notice to
before heading in to start a load of whites.
In the distance
there was now lightning.
Again I took no notice
(it had lightninged earlier, too);
I sat down to wait for the clothes to dry,
the whites to wash.
Then the rain came:
're-washing' our clothes
washing gravel down the driveway
and kicking my over confidence in the shins.
Contrary to the evidence,
I put out the laundry
filling the outdoor lines
with shirts, socks, pants and panties, jeans and more.
In the distance
there was thunder
(as there had been most of the afternoon)
which I gave no notice to
before heading in to start a load of whites.
In the distance
there was now lightning.
Again I took no notice
(it had lightninged earlier, too);
I sat down to wait for the clothes to dry,
the whites to wash.
Then the rain came:
're-washing' our clothes
washing gravel down the driveway
and kicking my over confidence in the shins.
Struggling
I admit it: I'm struggling to fill this space. It's not that I can't say SOMETHING, it's that it's not interesting. To me. I know that that is the egoist in me wanting to satisfy himself, not his readers. On the other hand, I started writing this for me, not for others. Yet, the blog is now more than six months old (by a few days) and if I haven't run out of something to say much of it seems repetitious.
So, I'll continue to write. Continue the struggle.Because, let's face it, writing is a struggle. Sometimes the struggle is to find material, sometimes to find one word that will make something "perfect," sometimes to get the grammar and mechanics right and then sometimes (I didn't even know this problem existed) the problem is how to avoid sameness over a prolonged period of time.
I'll keep writing.
Please keep reading, and tell me how I'm doing.
Bill McCann
I admit it: I'm struggling to fill this space. It's not that I can't say SOMETHING, it's that it's not interesting. To me. I know that that is the egoist in me wanting to satisfy himself, not his readers. On the other hand, I started writing this for me, not for others. Yet, the blog is now more than six months old (by a few days) and if I haven't run out of something to say much of it seems repetitious.
So, I'll continue to write. Continue the struggle.Because, let's face it, writing is a struggle. Sometimes the struggle is to find material, sometimes to find one word that will make something "perfect," sometimes to get the grammar and mechanics right and then sometimes (I didn't even know this problem existed) the problem is how to avoid sameness over a prolonged period of time.
I'll keep writing.
Please keep reading, and tell me how I'm doing.
Bill McCann
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Monday, June 23, 2014
Sunday, June 22, 2014
Bright Lights
Under summer stars
and stage lights
a gem shines
in Danville:
Pioneer Playhouse.
Having given rise in decades past
to stars of stage and screen--
Lee Majors, John Travolta and Jim Varney--
Recent years have seen
playwrights ascendent:
Liz Orendorf, Charles Edward Pogue
and Robbie Henson,
whose father Eben put up the first
stage lights and dreamed of combining
bright lights
and stage lights
in Danville.
Under summer stars
and stage lights
a gem shines
in Danville:
Pioneer Playhouse.
Having given rise in decades past
to stars of stage and screen--
Lee Majors, John Travolta and Jim Varney--
Recent years have seen
playwrights ascendent:
Liz Orendorf, Charles Edward Pogue
and Robbie Henson,
whose father Eben put up the first
stage lights and dreamed of combining
bright lights
and stage lights
in Danville.
Saturday, June 21, 2014
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Sunday, June 15, 2014
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Fishing
For Fathers at Father's Day
Took my youngest fishing
on the Licking.
We set in at Cynthiana's boat ramp
floating along and talking some,
but mostly
him casting and me untangling messes--
pulling up alongside
trees and bushes
to get hooks and find lures.
Finally,
at the end of the day,
he hooked into a BIG one
it fought him all the way to the boat.
When he finally pulled it in
we found a boot.
Being a good environmentalist I told my son,
we'll pour out the water
and keep the boot.
Why?
So we can help keep our river clean.
But won't it just go in a landfill?
Yes.
What's the point?
He had me there. But I still poured out the boot's water,
and with it the only fish we'd caught all day.
For Fathers at Father's Day
Took my youngest fishing
on the Licking.
We set in at Cynthiana's boat ramp
floating along and talking some,
but mostly
him casting and me untangling messes--
pulling up alongside
trees and bushes
to get hooks and find lures.
Finally,
at the end of the day,
he hooked into a BIG one
it fought him all the way to the boat.
When he finally pulled it in
we found a boot.
Being a good environmentalist I told my son,
we'll pour out the water
and keep the boot.
Why?
So we can help keep our river clean.
But won't it just go in a landfill?
Yes.
What's the point?
He had me there. But I still poured out the boot's water,
and with it the only fish we'd caught all day.
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Goldfish
Fishing along River Road:
calm beautiful summer day
the fish are biting.
Baseball game noises drift over to my boat
reminding me of what I'd be doing today
if I, or my son, were still twelve.
Road noise.
A plane flies overhead--
Cincinnati International is not far away.
Suddenly,
I hear a splash!
Looking at the river,
everything seems to be the same.
I don't know why
but I look into the minnow bucket:
a dead goldfish
is floating amid the bait.
Now how did that get there?
Fishing along River Road:
calm beautiful summer day
the fish are biting.
Baseball game noises drift over to my boat
reminding me of what I'd be doing today
if I, or my son, were still twelve.
Road noise.
A plane flies overhead--
Cincinnati International is not far away.
Suddenly,
I hear a splash!
Looking at the river,
everything seems to be the same.
I don't know why
but I look into the minnow bucket:
a dead goldfish
is floating amid the bait.
Now how did that get there?
Clouds: A Conversation
On their backs,
looking up.
How cool, Daddy.
What?
All the different shapes. There's an orange.
Oh, yeah. But this is Kentucky.
A basketball then?
Yeah.
There's an orca.
Okra? You like your Mommie's fried okra better, or Gramma's?
Orca. Like a whale, Daddy.
Oh. Where'd you learn about whales?
Sunday School. Jonah got swallowed by one.
Oh, yeah.
There's a tree.
And a ship.
Where?
Over there.
Oh yeah.
Dinner, boys!
I'm hungry enough to eat a whale!
Me, too, Daddy. Me too.
On their backs,
looking up.
How cool, Daddy.
What?
All the different shapes. There's an orange.
Oh, yeah. But this is Kentucky.
A basketball then?
Yeah.
There's an orca.
Okra? You like your Mommie's fried okra better, or Gramma's?
Orca. Like a whale, Daddy.
Oh. Where'd you learn about whales?
Sunday School. Jonah got swallowed by one.
Oh, yeah.
There's a tree.
And a ship.
Where?
Over there.
Oh yeah.
Dinner, boys!
I'm hungry enough to eat a whale!
Me, too, Daddy. Me too.
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Sunday, June 8, 2014
Saturday, June 7, 2014
Snake Dance
Halli barks at a rock
she barks boldly
then retreats
over and over.
Suddenly the barking changes
the retreats become longer
Ah, there's the reason:
a rat snake coiled three menacing feet high
hissing and striking back.
Jeanine
retrieves the unwilling Halli
and pulls and carries her into the house
where a whimpering barking Halligan
seems to say,
"Let me at 'im, let me at 'im. I'm king of the jungle,
let me at 'm."
Halli barks at a rock
she barks boldly
then retreats
over and over.
Suddenly the barking changes
the retreats become longer
Ah, there's the reason:
a rat snake coiled three menacing feet high
hissing and striking back.
Jeanine
retrieves the unwilling Halli
and pulls and carries her into the house
where a whimpering barking Halligan
seems to say,
"Let me at 'im, let me at 'im. I'm king of the jungle,
let me at 'm."
Friday, June 6, 2014
Halli the Herpetologist
Today Halli unearthed a six-foot rat snake from underneath the downspout by the back door. It was curled into a multi-curved S and striking at her when I caught her and carried her into the house. Now she's running from door to window to door, whining and yelping and yodeling, wanting to get outside.
This is her third snake, and every one she finds is bigger than the last.
This is her third snake, and every one she finds is bigger than the last.
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
Halligan the Wonder Dog
In case you were wondering about Halli, she's the biggest goofball on earth. Here's proof, in case you find Bill's poems a bit far-fetched:
She likes to play in the spray from the hose while I'm trying to water my plants. Leaping around like a complete derp, she bites and snaps at the water, ending up completely soaked.
This is the same dog who panics when it rains--let one drop of rain hit her and she is banging on the back door: Mom...Mom! MOM! It's raining, Mom! Lemme in, lemme INNNN! Mom! Mommy! I'm gonna melt, I'm melting! MOMMMM!!
The other day I got distracted by her antics and fished out my phone. Set on "multi-shot," I probably took 50 photos of her bouncing around, and here are the best ones. It's not easy to photograph a moving target when you're trying to spray a hose with one hand and not drench your camera.
All Bill's poems are true. She does steal clothes off the line. She does corner snakes under rocks. She does chase turkeys, and is amazed when they fly away.
You definitely can't say she's unhappy--being a rescue dog pretty much guarantees that a dog will appreciate living the good life in a home instead of a shelter, and her story is one of early abuse and neglect. But now? Pure joy.
She likes to play in the spray from the hose while I'm trying to water my plants. Leaping around like a complete derp, she bites and snaps at the water, ending up completely soaked.
This is the same dog who panics when it rains--let one drop of rain hit her and she is banging on the back door: Mom...Mom! MOM! It's raining, Mom! Lemme in, lemme INNNN! Mom! Mommy! I'm gonna melt, I'm melting! MOMMMM!!
The other day I got distracted by her antics and fished out my phone. Set on "multi-shot," I probably took 50 photos of her bouncing around, and here are the best ones. It's not easy to photograph a moving target when you're trying to spray a hose with one hand and not drench your camera.
All Bill's poems are true. She does steal clothes off the line. She does corner snakes under rocks. She does chase turkeys, and is amazed when they fly away.
You definitely can't say she's unhappy--being a rescue dog pretty much guarantees that a dog will appreciate living the good life in a home instead of a shelter, and her story is one of early abuse and neglect. But now? Pure joy.
Wash Day
The jeans came down
off the clothesline
because Halli pulled them down.
Then she ran around the yard
with me in hot pursuit
trying to get my pants back.
I'm glad that Jeanine didn't have
her phone's video camera going
or I might have soon been watching Halli and I
on America's Funniest Home Videos.
The jeans came down
off the clothesline
because Halli pulled them down.
Then she ran around the yard
with me in hot pursuit
trying to get my pants back.
I'm glad that Jeanine didn't have
her phone's video camera going
or I might have soon been watching Halli and I
on America's Funniest Home Videos.
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Sunday, June 1, 2014
Are You an Ant?
The ant strode across the vast expanse
of the white toilet bowl cover
and just as it was about the claim it
for all 'antdom'-- or perhaps Pixar--
the hand of God
(two fingers clothed in two squares of toilet paper)
reached out, grabbed the ant, and tossed it into the toilet.
Shortly afterwards
the toilet was flushed
and our hero sent swirling down the pipes
and into the nearby lagoon.
Once there
the ant crawled out of the toilet paper
and onto dry land.
Life continues for our hero,
in a different world.
The ant strode across the vast expanse
of the white toilet bowl cover
and just as it was about the claim it
for all 'antdom'-- or perhaps Pixar--
the hand of God
(two fingers clothed in two squares of toilet paper)
reached out, grabbed the ant, and tossed it into the toilet.
Shortly afterwards
the toilet was flushed
and our hero sent swirling down the pipes
and into the nearby lagoon.
Once there
the ant crawled out of the toilet paper
and onto dry land.
Life continues for our hero,
in a different world.
Saturday, May 31, 2014
Grazing
As I watched
the black and white calf
worked, cajoled, and finally
wormed her head and neck
through the
narrow
confines
of the hole
in the fence so that she could eat the green grass,
that was,
of course,
much better than what was available
on her side of the fence.
Moments later,
naturally, she changed her mind,
pulled her head and neck, eventually, back through the fence's hole
and ambled off down the hill toward still better grasses.
As I watched
the black and white calf
worked, cajoled, and finally
wormed her head and neck
through the
narrow
confines
of the hole
in the fence so that she could eat the green grass,
that was,
of course,
much better than what was available
on her side of the fence.
Moments later,
naturally, she changed her mind,
pulled her head and neck, eventually, back through the fence's hole
and ambled off down the hill toward still better grasses.
Resolution and Updates
The month has gotten away from me and I didn't even manage an entry a day on this blog. Life intervened and inspiration didn't. Still, this is a new month and I resolve to do better. Currently, I am working on two projects: reading Stanley Fish's short, but challenging and revolutionary, How to Write a Sentence: And How to Read One (Harper, 2011); it is a book which will change my poetry, and probably my teaching. Also, I have been working on compiling my first book of poetry, almost completely from the archives of the blog. My hope is that that book, to be called Country Traffic Jam, will be published by JW Books later this summer.
The month has gotten away from me and I didn't even manage an entry a day on this blog. Life intervened and inspiration didn't. Still, this is a new month and I resolve to do better. Currently, I am working on two projects: reading Stanley Fish's short, but challenging and revolutionary, How to Write a Sentence: And How to Read One (Harper, 2011); it is a book which will change my poetry, and probably my teaching. Also, I have been working on compiling my first book of poetry, almost completely from the archives of the blog. My hope is that that book, to be called Country Traffic Jam, will be published by JW Books later this summer.
Friday, May 30, 2014
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Sunday, May 25, 2014
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Circles of Life
The ground hog could barely be seen
in the high grass.
He peeked around cautiously
looking this way and that before exploring more.
Unseen by the groundhog
was a hawk flying in circles and patterns
undetected from the ground.
And still further above the fray
waiting to see what the hawk might do
was a buzzard who was hoping that the remains
of the groundhog might be its next meal.
The ground hog could barely be seen
in the high grass.
He peeked around cautiously
looking this way and that before exploring more.
Unseen by the groundhog
was a hawk flying in circles and patterns
undetected from the ground.
And still further above the fray
waiting to see what the hawk might do
was a buzzard who was hoping that the remains
of the groundhog might be its next meal.
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Sunday, May 18, 2014
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Saturday Night
Between home and Corinth ...
Possum
Rooster
Raccoon
Buzzard
Really?
Yup... electrocuted
and, near the Corinth railroad bridge--
amid the blare of blue lights and red
and the stares of deputies, witnesses and the idle curious:
a sheet shrouded stretcher
being managed by somber EMTs
who accidentally kick a beer bottle
that rolls across the road
and comes to rest
in the weeds.
Between home and Corinth ...
Possum
Rooster
Raccoon
Buzzard
Really?
Yup... electrocuted
and, near the Corinth railroad bridge--
amid the blare of blue lights and red
and the stares of deputies, witnesses and the idle curious:
a sheet shrouded stretcher
being managed by somber EMTs
who accidentally kick a beer bottle
that rolls across the road
and comes to rest
in the weeds.
Friday, May 16, 2014
Thursday, May 15, 2014
New Pet "Owner'
Jeanine is gone
to Colorado
so its me and Halli and Pinka (the cat)
striving to make it through for 10 days.
Yesterday Halli wouldn' eat
and the cat couldn't be found.
Not sure I'm cut out for pet ownership
on the spur of the moment.
This morning the cat came meowing
round the bed.
And Halli ate her fill.
Maybe I'll make it yet.
Jeanine is gone
to Colorado
so its me and Halli and Pinka (the cat)
striving to make it through for 10 days.
Yesterday Halli wouldn' eat
and the cat couldn't be found.
Not sure I'm cut out for pet ownership
on the spur of the moment.
This morning the cat came meowing
round the bed.
And Halli ate her fill.
Maybe I'll make it yet.
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
Fly Like An Eagle
Driving home after work at Bullard
I want to push down on the accelerator and
fly like an eagle:
Along the ridges out rt. 36
there is mist hanging in the low spots
and more as I drive up to the high ones.
But I drive slowly
because my tire pressure is low
and I can't get new tires
until tomorrow.
Driving home after work at Bullard
I want to push down on the accelerator and
fly like an eagle:
Along the ridges out rt. 36
there is mist hanging in the low spots
and more as I drive up to the high ones.
But I drive slowly
because my tire pressure is low
and I can't get new tires
until tomorrow.
Ostrich
Mist is settled on the trees
rain is coming down
and I looked out the window to
notice a pair of my jeans
hanging on the line.
And then I saw the bird--
small with white breast and brown body and wings--
sittting nearby
looking down at them.
Looking up she seemed to look straight at me,
"Aren't these yours? Well, get them out of the
rain, you ostrich."
Mist is settled on the trees
rain is coming down
and I looked out the window to
notice a pair of my jeans
hanging on the line.
And then I saw the bird--
small with white breast and brown body and wings--
sittting nearby
looking down at them.
Looking up she seemed to look straight at me,
"Aren't these yours? Well, get them out of the
rain, you ostrich."
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Left Behind
Early this morning
as the car,
driven by Laurine--
mother and grandmother to--
Jeanine and Siobhan (respectively)
along with Bill (the cat),
and all their stuff left the drive
on the way to Colorado--
for the ultimate "girls night out" to last
10 days (9 nights)--
all I could think
was,
"What now?"
Early this morning
as the car,
driven by Laurine--
mother and grandmother to--
Jeanine and Siobhan (respectively)
along with Bill (the cat),
and all their stuff left the drive
on the way to Colorado--
for the ultimate "girls night out" to last
10 days (9 nights)--
all I could think
was,
"What now?"
Monday, May 12, 2014
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Under New Management
Above the hummingbird feeders,
atop the shepherd's crook
The goldfinch
majestically regal in his
bright yellow and black plumage
seemed puzzled.
He chattered.
"Where are my sunflower seeds?
What are these strange clear things with the little 'flowers'?"
He looked up.Then down.
He seemed to look directly at Jeanine and me
standing not five feet away,
on the other side of the window glass.
One last time he chattered,
"Who moved my feeder?"
When we gave no answer,
Finally,
He flew away.
Above the hummingbird feeders,
atop the shepherd's crook
The goldfinch
majestically regal in his
bright yellow and black plumage
seemed puzzled.
He chattered.
"Where are my sunflower seeds?
What are these strange clear things with the little 'flowers'?"
He looked up.Then down.
He seemed to look directly at Jeanine and me
standing not five feet away,
on the other side of the window glass.
One last time he chattered,
"Who moved my feeder?"
When we gave no answer,
Finally,
He flew away.
Saturday, May 10, 2014
Wildlife Encounters
Driving away from the house
with Halli locked in
I noticed that the wild life
had come out a bit:
a mourning dove placidly sat outside
the living room winndow
seemingly aware that Halli
(despite her barking)
was not a threat.
As we got in our car
a tom turkey was graveling in the drive.
Moments later, we noticed
A box turtle
plodding along up the drive
and as we approached,
it simply moved into the grass and kept going.
Meanwhile, I miss these close
encounters with wildlife that Halligan
so routinely prevents or disrupts.
Driving away from the house
with Halli locked in
I noticed that the wild life
had come out a bit:
a mourning dove placidly sat outside
the living room winndow
seemingly aware that Halli
(despite her barking)
was not a threat.
As we got in our car
a tom turkey was graveling in the drive.
Moments later, we noticed
A box turtle
plodding along up the drive
and as we approached,
it simply moved into the grass and kept going.
Meanwhile, I miss these close
encounters with wildlife that Halligan
so routinely prevents or disrupts.
Friday, May 9, 2014
Spring Storm
For twenty minutes
With the wind roaring
and rain pouring down,
pounding our poor house
I felt isolated and
alone.
Then the rain stopped
frogs and song birds could be heard
the hummingbirds returned to their feeders
and Halligan went outside
to find mischief, no doubt.
Only then did things get back to normal.
For twenty minutes
With the wind roaring
and rain pouring down,
pounding our poor house
I felt isolated and
alone.
Then the rain stopped
frogs and song birds could be heard
the hummingbirds returned to their feeders
and Halligan went outside
to find mischief, no doubt.
Only then did things get back to normal.
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Sunday, May 4, 2014
Farm Life
Trees leafing out.
Grass growing faster than weeds.
Cars parked in the grass.
Bicycles leaning against the storage shed--
Who has time?
Wheel barrows with stones and sand,
or manure,
in their bottoms
A patio partially completed awaiting
Elliott's strong arms and back.
Halligan chasing bees around the lawn--
even if that takes her through
where Jeanine and I are working:
she weeding the garden
me shoveling rock and sand
and fixing the driveway.
Trees leafing out.
Grass growing faster than weeds.
Cars parked in the grass.
Bicycles leaning against the storage shed--
Who has time?
Wheel barrows with stones and sand,
or manure,
in their bottoms
A patio partially completed awaiting
Elliott's strong arms and back.
Halligan chasing bees around the lawn--
even if that takes her through
where Jeanine and I are working:
she weeding the garden
me shoveling rock and sand
and fixing the driveway.
Saturday, May 3, 2014
Recipe for a Smoother Drive
Begin with a drive full of mud holes
bumps and lumps
Add one each:
road worker
wheel barrow,
shovel
rock pile
and
rake.
Road worker should repeatedly
follow processes below:
Take empty shovel
stab it into the pile of rock
lift full shovel
dump contents into wheel barrow.
Repeat untl wheel barrow is full.
Take full wheel barrow to a mudpuddle
and dump in rock.
Rake until rock is smoothed out
(and puddle is filled up).
Repeat entire process
until drive way is smooth
or until
road worker can no longer work.
Begin with a drive full of mud holes
bumps and lumps
Add one each:
road worker
wheel barrow,
shovel
rock pile
and
rake.
Road worker should repeatedly
follow processes below:
Take empty shovel
stab it into the pile of rock
lift full shovel
dump contents into wheel barrow.
Repeat untl wheel barrow is full.
Take full wheel barrow to a mudpuddle
and dump in rock.
Rake until rock is smoothed out
(and puddle is filled up).
Repeat entire process
until drive way is smooth
or until
road worker can no longer work.
Friday, May 2, 2014
Thursday, May 1, 2014
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Rain Storm
Standing on our porch
A cloud
monstrously large and black
sat overhead
filling the entire sky.
Suddenly--from somewhere else--
a lightening bolt
zipped down
striking a tree
and
making the cloud
a thing forgotten.
Rain drenched us
while I fumbled with keys
trying to reach
the warmth and safety
of our kitchen
mere inches away.
Standing on our porch
A cloud
monstrously large and black
sat overhead
filling the entire sky.
Suddenly--from somewhere else--
a lightening bolt
zipped down
striking a tree
and
making the cloud
a thing forgotten.
Rain drenched us
while I fumbled with keys
trying to reach
the warmth and safety
of our kitchen
mere inches away.
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Monday, April 28, 2014
How to Live Happily Ever After
How to Live Happily Ever After
Go amid factory noise and rock concerts, and you may not be able to hear your grandchildren giggle and coo.
As far as possible, never surrender your wallet to a friend, for it will be returned empty.
Be on good terms with all creditors.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly when required to do so in a court of law; when on a jury, listen, for even the guilty have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they can beat the snot out of you.
If you compare yourself with others, you may realize how smart you are;
for always there will lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements, for you can plan tomorrow's accomplishments after you have accepted your accolades today.
Keep interested in your career; your paychecks pay your bills
Exercise cautiously, or you may wind up in the hospital...
but let this not blind you to what virtue there is in exercise, for the world is full of skinny people.
Be someone else for Halloween, for the holiday comes but once a year.
Especially do not feign affectation, for you will not impress others when you wear your Elvis mask..
Be not critical of lovers if they make you happy.
Take kindly the counsel of your attorney, for you are paying for it.
Gracefully surrender your things to the youth who mugs you, for he can kill you.
Save a fortune, for money can help you avoid misfortune.
Do not distress over CAT scans yet to be taken.
Many fears are born of loneliness, so buy as many friends as you can afford.
Be gentle with yourself, for no one liked Marat Sade.
If you believe you are a child of the universe you'll believe anything. I have an ocean view property in Arizona. Wanna buy it?
And whether or not it is clear to you, I am a clearly superior being.
Keep up with the Joneses, for he who dies with the most toys wins.
Looking out at it from inside a Rolls Royce, it is still a beautiful world.
Be careful for someone is always working to undermine your happiness. Just ask Max Ehrmann.
(With apologies to Max Ehrman, who wrote Desiderata)
Go amid factory noise and rock concerts, and you may not be able to hear your grandchildren giggle and coo.
As far as possible, never surrender your wallet to a friend, for it will be returned empty.
Be on good terms with all creditors.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly when required to do so in a court of law; when on a jury, listen, for even the guilty have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they can beat the snot out of you.
If you compare yourself with others, you may realize how smart you are;
for always there will lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements, for you can plan tomorrow's accomplishments after you have accepted your accolades today.
Keep interested in your career; your paychecks pay your bills
Exercise cautiously, or you may wind up in the hospital...
but let this not blind you to what virtue there is in exercise, for the world is full of skinny people.
Be someone else for Halloween, for the holiday comes but once a year.
Especially do not feign affectation, for you will not impress others when you wear your Elvis mask..
Be not critical of lovers if they make you happy.
Take kindly the counsel of your attorney, for you are paying for it.
Gracefully surrender your things to the youth who mugs you, for he can kill you.
Save a fortune, for money can help you avoid misfortune.
Do not distress over CAT scans yet to be taken.
Many fears are born of loneliness, so buy as many friends as you can afford.
Be gentle with yourself, for no one liked Marat Sade.
If you believe you are a child of the universe you'll believe anything. I have an ocean view property in Arizona. Wanna buy it?
And whether or not it is clear to you, I am a clearly superior being.
Keep up with the Joneses, for he who dies with the most toys wins.
Looking out at it from inside a Rolls Royce, it is still a beautiful world.
Be careful for someone is always working to undermine your happiness. Just ask Max Ehrmann.
(With apologies to Max Ehrman, who wrote Desiderata)
Sunday, April 27, 2014
Saturday, April 26, 2014
Friday, April 25, 2014
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Living in the country
I don't miss the city's sounds of
traffic
neighbors arguing
loud late-night music
sirens
children whining
honking horns
babies crying-- loudly
lawn mowers
On the other hand,
I like country sounds of
frogs croaking
whippoorwills calling
dogs baying and barking
the sights and sounds of deer jumping fences
and crashing through high weeds
the distant calls of coyotes
the smells of skunk, manure and newly mown grass
and even the "welcome home"
greetings of moths
at the back door light.
I think I'll stay a bit
longer.
I don't miss the city's sounds of
traffic
neighbors arguing
loud late-night music
sirens
children whining
honking horns
babies crying-- loudly
lawn mowers
On the other hand,
I like country sounds of
frogs croaking
whippoorwills calling
dogs baying and barking
the sights and sounds of deer jumping fences
and crashing through high weeds
the distant calls of coyotes
the smells of skunk, manure and newly mown grass
and even the "welcome home"
greetings of moths
at the back door light.
I think I'll stay a bit
longer.
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Monday, April 21, 2014
Sunday, April 20, 2014
Saturday, April 19, 2014
All the World Likes a Country Traffic Jam
Almost exactly four months after starting this blog Jeanine and I can claim that if you build a better poem or take a better photograph (originally the word was "mouse trap"-- I know) the world will beat a path to your door. And so it is! Besides Americans this blog has been seen-- according to number of visits-- by readers in Germany, Malaysia, France, Russia, United Kingdom, China, Greece, Poland, and Australia. Thanks so much for visiting our blog and allowing us to share our small part of the world with you. Please return soon and often.
Bill McCann & Jeanine Lister
Almost exactly four months after starting this blog Jeanine and I can claim that if you build a better poem or take a better photograph (originally the word was "mouse trap"-- I know) the world will beat a path to your door. And so it is! Besides Americans this blog has been seen-- according to number of visits-- by readers in Germany, Malaysia, France, Russia, United Kingdom, China, Greece, Poland, and Australia. Thanks so much for visiting our blog and allowing us to share our small part of the world with you. Please return soon and often.
Bill McCann & Jeanine Lister
Friday, April 18, 2014
Thursday, April 17, 2014
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
Teddy Bear
Lying in the center of the bridge was
a teddy bear--
blue muted almost to gray by mud and water.
What brought it there:
a three year-old's temper tantrum?
Flood waters
of the Licking River?
Or perhaps just the fact
that a teenager
no longer needs
protection from the monsters
under his bed?
Lying in the center of the bridge was
a teddy bear--
blue muted almost to gray by mud and water.
What brought it there:
a three year-old's temper tantrum?
Flood waters
of the Licking River?
Or perhaps just the fact
that a teenager
no longer needs
protection from the monsters
under his bed?
Rejection
"We don't like your
poetry
short story
novel"-- fill in the blank,
said the letter.
That must mean I can't write--
so I won't, said the writer.
And yet another writer was silenced,
another voice lost!
But,
if you lost a single game, would you stop playing
checkers, chess or cards?
Then why stop writing because a single editor
is wrong?
"We don't like your
poetry
short story
novel"-- fill in the blank,
said the letter.
That must mean I can't write--
so I won't, said the writer.
And yet another writer was silenced,
another voice lost!
But,
if you lost a single game, would you stop playing
checkers, chess or cards?
Then why stop writing because a single editor
is wrong?
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Winter's Comeback
Like an aging athlete
or a "retired" politician
making a comeback--
I awoke to winter's return
There was half an inch of snow
covering everything this morning:
porch, grass, car . . .
Frogs were silent.
Birds quiet.
And for a moment it was
possible to believe
in winter again.
But the sun rose.
The world thawed out.
And like the athlete
and the politician pushed aside
by a younger colleague--
forsythia and red bud won the day.
Like an aging athlete
or a "retired" politician
making a comeback--
I awoke to winter's return
There was half an inch of snow
covering everything this morning:
porch, grass, car . . .
Frogs were silent.
Birds quiet.
And for a moment it was
possible to believe
in winter again.
But the sun rose.
The world thawed out.
And like the athlete
and the politician pushed aside
by a younger colleague--
forsythia and red bud won the day.
Monday, April 14, 2014
Finally . . . Gone
With each passing day,
I happily notice:
Red buds-- popping out in bursts of color.
Forsythia -- blazing yellow splotches of color
Bradford pear trees leaves hidden among
beautiful white blooms
And as the days pass
memories of
the grays and browns,
cold winds and
piles of snow
too long a presence
this past
win-
ter
fade
a
w
a
y.
With each passing day,
I happily notice:
Red buds-- popping out in bursts of color.
Forsythia -- blazing yellow splotches of color
Bradford pear trees leaves hidden among
beautiful white blooms
And as the days pass
memories of
the grays and browns,
cold winds and
piles of snow
too long a presence
this past
win-
ter
fade
a
w
a
y.
Sunday, April 13, 2014
Saturday, April 12, 2014
Bicycle Horns
I heard them before I could see them:
"Honk" "honk"--like someone
was squeezing pink rubber bulbs
behind gold and black horns.
I looked around and saw nothing.
Then I heard the sounds again,
directly overhead:
geese, not bicyclists were responsible
for the sounds I had been hearing.
Moments later the bicycling geese were gone.
I heard them before I could see them:
"Honk" "honk"--like someone
was squeezing pink rubber bulbs
behind gold and black horns.
I looked around and saw nothing.
Then I heard the sounds again,
directly overhead:
geese, not bicyclists were responsible
for the sounds I had been hearing.
Moments later the bicycling geese were gone.
Friday, April 11, 2014
Thursday, April 10, 2014
Questions
Halligan, our pit bull,
always seems to give me
more questions
than answers.
Today, for instance,
she came home
with a turkey foot
in her mouth.
What next?
Later that same day she
was seen throwing and playing
with a dead animal of some sort--
we never did find out
what it was because she went
running off towards the forest
below our house before we ever
determined what it might be.
Halligan, our pit bull,
always seems to give me
more questions
than answers.
Today, for instance,
she came home
with a turkey foot
in her mouth.
What next?
Later that same day she
was seen throwing and playing
with a dead animal of some sort--
we never did find out
what it was because she went
running off towards the forest
below our house before we ever
determined what it might be.
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Monday, April 7, 2014
Sunday, April 6, 2014
Perspective
For those celebrating birthdays
young, vital and alive:
The sun is glorious
the wind is bracing
birds are singing
as clouds scuttle by.
But for those in mourning
the day is gray and quiet
with desolation
and disappointment
filling the air.
Seemingly, the world will never to be
as it once was.
Until with time
it is,
of course.
For those celebrating birthdays
young, vital and alive:
The sun is glorious
the wind is bracing
birds are singing
as clouds scuttle by.
But for those in mourning
the day is gray and quiet
with desolation
and disappointment
filling the air.
Seemingly, the world will never to be
as it once was.
Until with time
it is,
of course.
Saturday, April 5, 2014
Friday, April 4, 2014
Thursday, April 3, 2014
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Monday, March 31, 2014
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Saturday, March 29, 2014
Friday, March 28, 2014
Thursday, March 27, 2014
And then She's Gone . . .
Late at night
I hear the sounds of galloping.
Is it the Galloping Gourmet?
("hedonism in a hurry,")
Or is it the Lone Ranger?
("...with the speed of light, a cloud of dust
and a hearty "Hi-yo Silver!")
Closer now,
I can see the source:
Pinka, our cat!
And then she's
galloping again,
gone
towards the other side of the house !
Late at night
I hear the sounds of galloping.
Is it the Galloping Gourmet?
("hedonism in a hurry,")
Or is it the Lone Ranger?
("...with the speed of light, a cloud of dust
and a hearty "Hi-yo Silver!")
Closer now,
I can see the source:
Pinka, our cat!
And then she's
galloping again,
gone
towards the other side of the house !
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
One Day's Weather
Yesterday was proof
that if you don't like
Kentucky's weather
wait five minutes.
At dawn there was a dusting of snow
(hardly enough to know it had snowed).
By noon
there was a snow squall
(snow being blown around as in a hurricane)
By mid-afternoon
there was a bit of snow of the ground
(less than an inch).
By five o'clock
the snow was gone
(it was nearly forty degrees)
Today?
who knows-- we might be living with Florida weather
(balmy and 70 degrees)
Yesterday was proof
that if you don't like
Kentucky's weather
wait five minutes.
At dawn there was a dusting of snow
(hardly enough to know it had snowed).
By noon
there was a snow squall
(snow being blown around as in a hurricane)
By mid-afternoon
there was a bit of snow of the ground
(less than an inch).
By five o'clock
the snow was gone
(it was nearly forty degrees)
Today?
who knows-- we might be living with Florida weather
(balmy and 70 degrees)
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Instant Blizzard
Just when I was thinking, "Oh, how nice--the sun is out. I should go open the front door to warm up the living room..." a black cloud rolled in and THIS happened. Instant blizzard!
Monday, March 24, 2014
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Silent Treatment
Edging between Jeanine
and the wall
Halligan jumped out the window--
alright, it wasn't far,
ours is only a one story house.
Still, what could make her
make such a leap into a black night
without waiting to be let out the door?
The quest,
it turned out later,
was possum stew...
or perhaps a field mouse
pick me up.
Whatever it was,
when she returned
Halligan said not a word about it.
Edging between Jeanine
and the wall
Halligan jumped out the window--
alright, it wasn't far,
ours is only a one story house.
Still, what could make her
make such a leap into a black night
without waiting to be let out the door?
The quest,
it turned out later,
was possum stew...
or perhaps a field mouse
pick me up.
Whatever it was,
when she returned
Halligan said not a word about it.
Friday, March 21, 2014
Watch Dog
The St. Bernard
lay in shows next to an old tobacco barn.
As we approached she eyed us warily.
As our car passed her
she stood up and walked into the middle of the road.
Long she watched us
to make sure we weren't returning
Then she went back and lay down in the shade,
to await the next car.
The St. Bernard
lay in shows next to an old tobacco barn.
As we approached she eyed us warily.
As our car passed her
she stood up and walked into the middle of the road.
Long she watched us
to make sure we weren't returning
Then she went back and lay down in the shade,
to await the next car.
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Bird-Feeder Bandit
It was quite a surprise--
working at the computer
less than five feet from the bird-feeder,
just outside the window,
Jeanine heard a strange sound.
Looking to her left
she saw a raccoon--black eyed bandit
had shimmied up the pole that held
the birdfeeder
and was raiding the "icebox."
A bit later, in an act of vengence,
Hallie was put outside
to use the facilities before bed,
and off she sprinted hot on the trail of
our bird-feeder bandit.
It was quite a surprise--
working at the computer
less than five feet from the bird-feeder,
just outside the window,
Jeanine heard a strange sound.
Looking to her left
she saw a raccoon--black eyed bandit
had shimmied up the pole that held
the birdfeeder
and was raiding the "icebox."
A bit later, in an act of vengence,
Hallie was put outside
to use the facilities before bed,
and off she sprinted hot on the trail of
our bird-feeder bandit.
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Parade
The hawk
remained by the side of the road
keeping watch over its kill
as Jeanine and I approached in our gold Le Sabre.
He kept his eyes alert
as with every crunch of the tires we got closer.
When we were stopped
not five feet from him
I could see my image reflected in his eyes.
And still he stood at attention,
watching as we drove away,
the last float of a boring parade.
The hawk
remained by the side of the road
keeping watch over its kill
as Jeanine and I approached in our gold Le Sabre.
He kept his eyes alert
as with every crunch of the tires we got closer.
When we were stopped
not five feet from him
I could see my image reflected in his eyes.
And still he stood at attention,
watching as we drove away,
the last float of a boring parade.
Childhood Lessons
Bozo the Clown
was interrupted
by Walter Cronkite:
The President is dead.
My classmates and I
were eight years old
and soon to understand that
childhood doesn't last forever.
Less than five years later,
after a night of swimming at
the YMCA with fellow
Boy Scouts
I learned that a
bigot with a gun could
kill a Dreamer
(but not his dream).
And then just scant weeks later,
on a Saturday morning,
instead of watching cartoons
I would hear endlessly
"Now lets go on to
Chicago and win there"
only to see
replays of confusion
and shots fired
in a kitchen
and learn that
Rosie Greer had a
life after football.
In 1968
"Tricky Dick" Nixon
won election as president
and became an exemplar of
the importance of peristenace
before,
in 1974,
becoming a pestilance
due to the
Watergate Hearings
that revealed him to
have plumbers on his payroll
and paranoia
in his mind.
Leading to one
final lesson:
no one,
not even a president,
is above the law.
Bozo the Clown
was interrupted
by Walter Cronkite:
The President is dead.
My classmates and I
were eight years old
and soon to understand that
childhood doesn't last forever.
Less than five years later,
after a night of swimming at
the YMCA with fellow
Boy Scouts
I learned that a
bigot with a gun could
kill a Dreamer
(but not his dream).
And then just scant weeks later,
on a Saturday morning,
instead of watching cartoons
I would hear endlessly
"Now lets go on to
Chicago and win there"
only to see
replays of confusion
and shots fired
in a kitchen
and learn that
Rosie Greer had a
life after football.
In 1968
"Tricky Dick" Nixon
won election as president
and became an exemplar of
the importance of peristenace
before,
in 1974,
becoming a pestilance
due to the
Watergate Hearings
that revealed him to
have plumbers on his payroll
and paranoia
in his mind.
Leading to one
final lesson:
no one,
not even a president,
is above the law.
Monday, March 17, 2014
Snow Day
I cannot help
but look out on new snow
with memories and dread and wistfulness.
Memories of a childhood
of swooshing down hills,
around curves
and under fences
on a Flexible Flyer
followed by warming cups of hot chocolate
and conversations reliving it all.
Today
snow brings dread
of slippery roads
and other drivers
who may not apply their brakes
soon enough to avoid me.
But mostly snow in the driveway
along streets and hills
makes me wish I were 10 again
not yet worried about idiots in cars.
I cannot help
but look out on new snow
with memories and dread and wistfulness.
Memories of a childhood
of swooshing down hills,
around curves
and under fences
on a Flexible Flyer
followed by warming cups of hot chocolate
and conversations reliving it all.
Today
snow brings dread
of slippery roads
and other drivers
who may not apply their brakes
soon enough to avoid me.
But mostly snow in the driveway
along streets and hills
makes me wish I were 10 again
not yet worried about idiots in cars.
Sunday, March 16, 2014
Snow Storm
Snow Storm
Beneath the bird feeder
A white throated sparrow
hunkers down.
Protected by a large stone
juncos hop over
her
seeking sunflower
seeds before they are hidden beneath snow.
Meanwhile, cattle and horses,
covered by snow blankets,
lazily munch on round hay bale remnants.
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